How to take revenge…

Have you ever met those girls who think they are very attractive and will knock every single guy they meet over and out? Do you remember their cockiness, their pride and their vanity? Have you every hated these girls to the core for 1) disgracing the female population, 2) thinking they own the world?

Now, let me show you how to handle them. Hold back what they yearn most: Attention. When you meet these girls, they would clamour over every single guy they meet. They would throw out everything they have in their little innocent arsenal of female weapons, just to vie for your attention. So they can show the rest of the females who the boss is. Very often than not, the poor guy ends up feeling lost and strung along. Poor thing, but he deserved it.

Once you know this nice little girl is a player, you play along. Let her have a taste of her own medicine. When she asks you out, or requests your help, don’t be a dumb ass and just do what she wants. SHE IS USING YOU. Just say, “Oh, sorry, I’m got something on with (insert her worst female enemy here). You can handle it yourself right?” You would make her more worthless than the girl she hates most. And girls can never stand being second.

Ignore her presence. Simply. She strunts into a room, expecting people to greet her like some big superstar. Treat her as if she’s not there, “Oh, I didn’t notice you.” That would so hurt her ego, her pride of being in the limelight. HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE MISS ATTENTION SEEKING? Yes you can, guys have selective vision.

Act blur, live longer. Sometimes, she would drop hints about certain special dates coming up, or events she hopes you would bring her to. Act blur. Live longer. She just wants you to bring her along so she can proudly tell every single female soul out there she’s hooked you! So save your money, your time, and your poor soul later on. Pretend you didn’t hear a thing, and carry on with your life. No matter how obvious she puts it, even if she dares to ask “WOULD YOU BRING ME TO (insert function name)?” Say you have another date or something. Or keep being a sotong.

But at the end of the day, remember, she might actually be the one you are looking for. And she might actually just not be play acting for your sake.